Miss TV Times". Talk about low budget! Filmed ostensibly in a pub by a Millsy lookalike and featuring Bernard Manning as announcer (how random is that!?), the contestants are the usual selection of wonky-eyed freaky-haired gimpesses. From the super promotion girl who works 'not so far abroad' in Wigan (imagine trying to promote Wigan mind!), to the big-headed Eccles girl who may or may not drink her own pee, and the lesbian Greek/ Polish girl- these girls are real winners.